1 00:00:51,249 --> 00:00:52,582 Wake up my darling. 2 00:00:55,582 --> 00:00:56,582 Honey, come on! 3 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,874 Honey. Be serious! 4 00:01:03,332 --> 00:01:06,041 You know very well that I don't like doing that, 5 00:01:06,749 --> 00:01:07,916 in broad daylight. 6 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,041 Not in broad daylight. 7 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:15,666 We've been married for two years and I still hear the same old story: 8 00:01:15,791 --> 00:01:17,499 I don't want you to see me naked. 9 00:01:17,624 --> 00:01:20,541 Turn off the light, oh especially turn off the light yes. 10 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,082 And I'm the weird one. 11 00:01:23,332 --> 00:01:24,166 My dear. 12 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:25,582 You know very well that I love you. 13 00:01:25,707 --> 00:01:28,374 But you can't do this anywhere, anytime. 14 00:01:28,582 --> 00:01:31,791 I may be stupid but I don't like it when you're like this. 15 00:01:34,707 --> 00:01:36,874 Why don't you try to understand it? 16 00:01:36,999 --> 00:01:38,416 I am not a machine. 17 00:01:51,374 --> 00:01:53,166 But my dear, there's more to life than that. 18 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:54,832 Not only that. From time to time, yes! 19 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,874 And what a comedy for her to undress. 20 00:01:56,999 --> 00:01:59,874 Don't come in, I'm in the shower. So what? I'm her husband, right? 21 00:02:00,249 --> 00:02:02,291 If you want, my dear, but turn off the light. 22 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:04,291 Light, especially no light... 23 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,166 And why not have your hands tied behind your back? 24 00:02:06,749 --> 00:02:07,499 Listen to Gilbert. 25 00:02:07,624 --> 00:02:09,457 We can't do this like animals. 26 00:02:09,582 --> 00:02:11,332 And then shit, that's not normal. 27 00:02:11,457 --> 00:02:13,041 Her or me, me or her? 28 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:28,291 What's the problem? 29 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,374 Are you in trouble? 30 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,791 I think there's something broken in there. 31 00:02:33,999 --> 00:02:38,041 The car doesn't want to drive anymore, even though it was working fine, and that's it. 32 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:42,124 I'm no expert, but I can always look. 33 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:47,041 You are so kind! The French know how to do so many things. 34 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:49,582 Okay, try to get it started. 35 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:53,624 I'm sorry, I can't do anything more. 36 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,624 Oh, never mind! It's not really a big deal. 37 00:02:57,749 --> 00:03:00,707 I'm not going to leave you here in the lurch like that. 38 00:03:01,082 --> 00:03:02,666 Do you want me to call you a tow truck? 39 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:03,582 Oh, no need. 40 00:03:03,707 --> 00:03:05,624 I'll call from home, I live nearby. 41 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:07,207 So I can drop you off. 42 00:03:08,791 --> 00:03:10,457 Since you are so kind, I will give you some water. 43 00:03:10,582 --> 00:03:12,124 And soap to wash your hands. 44 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,541 And then you won't do the... 45 00:03:16,666 --> 00:03:18,082 How do you say that? 46 00:03:18,207 --> 00:03:19,582 The breakdown? 47 00:03:58,874 --> 00:04:00,999 Come on, come on, come on! 48 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:36,374 This way. Come wash your hands. 49 00:04:39,999 --> 00:04:40,874 Whiskey? 50 00:04:42,457 --> 00:04:43,791 Or red wine? 51 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:46,457 I'll have a coke if you don't mind. 52 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:51,332 Have you lost something? 53 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:52,916 Wait, I'll help you. 54 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:57,832 The first one to find it will be entitled to an indiscreet question. 55 00:04:57,957 --> 00:04:59,249 - Okay? - Okay. 56 00:05:05,707 --> 00:05:07,041 I won. 57 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:07,916 Cheater. 58 00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:10,624 You're a bad player. 59 00:05:13,249 --> 00:05:16,749 You are a married man. Shocking. A man married to a single woman. 60 00:05:16,874 --> 00:05:18,541 What will the neighbors say? 61 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,541 How do you say that in French? 62 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:23,332 - Gossip. - That's it. 63 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:24,499 To gossip. 64 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,166 The neighbors will gossip. 65 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,999 And how long have you been married? 66 00:05:36,207 --> 00:05:37,999 Ah, you must answer me, remember, 67 00:05:38,124 --> 00:05:39,374 I won the game. 68 00:05:42,457 --> 00:05:44,749 For two years, but it's not a very indiscreet question. 69 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:47,041 Well, in that case, I'm entitled to another question. 70 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,457 And love, is it going well? 71 00:05:51,582 --> 00:05:53,957 You don't seem to understand me. 72 00:05:54,624 --> 00:05:56,874 It must be my French playing tricks on me. 73 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,457 Wait, I'm thinking. 74 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:02,041 So. 75 00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:05,332 Are you happy when you make love? 76 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:07,332 No. 77 00:06:07,457 --> 00:06:08,416 What's up? 78 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:10,249 Did I say something stupid? 79 00:06:11,457 --> 00:06:12,332 No, not really. 80 00:06:12,457 --> 00:06:14,541 It's a natural thing, but we don't talk about it like that. 81 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:18,166 And yet, it is very important, isn't it? 82 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:22,457 I was married for four years. I'm divorced now. 83 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:29,207 Mental cruelty... Or something like that. 84 00:06:29,832 --> 00:06:34,082 But my husband, he liked to make love in a certain... 85 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:35,791 Let's say weird way. 86 00:06:36,124 --> 00:06:38,457 Not natural, always the same way. 87 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:40,707 I was willing, 88 00:06:41,874 --> 00:06:43,124 but not always. 89 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:46,124 It was mono-- 90 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:48,749 - Monotone. - That's it! 91 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,624 And it's monotony that kills love, right? 92 00:06:52,249 --> 00:06:53,707 I totally agree. 93 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,041 Good, a smart man! 94 00:06:58,249 --> 00:06:59,207 Look. 95 00:07:00,624 --> 00:07:03,041 I'll show you something. If every night, 96 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:06,457 The woman did something like this. 97 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:11,291 And then like that. 98 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:18,749 And still like that. 99 00:07:21,999 --> 00:07:23,832 Life would become sad for man, 100 00:07:24,124 --> 00:07:24,957 Isn't that right? 101 00:07:32,332 --> 00:07:33,832 If it's always the same woman... 102 00:07:33,957 --> 00:07:35,166 Even though she is very beautiful... 103 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:37,724 He doesn't look at her anymore, he doesn't make love to her anymore. He's sad. 104 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:38,374 The woman is bored. 105 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,999 He cheats on her, and they divorce. 106 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:41,916 It's ugly, isn't it? 107 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,999 You don't agree? 108 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:46,999 I agree with you, absolutely. 109 00:07:47,124 --> 00:07:48,041 It's obvious. 110 00:07:49,374 --> 00:07:50,624 But if you were my husband, 111 00:07:50,749 --> 00:07:53,582 every now and then I would do something like that. 112 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:57,166 Not the time to be drinking. 113 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:58,916 I would say: Darling... 114 00:08:32,249 --> 00:08:33,666 Let's stay like this. 115 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,291 I don't think I've ever had such pleasure as today. 116 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,416 Never, never, had I made love like that. 117 00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:32,749 With Sophie, it's not at all the same. 118 00:10:34,999 --> 00:10:36,791 Hey, can we see each other again? 119 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,082 You know... 120 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,499 I still want you. 121 00:10:42,832 --> 00:10:45,499 OK. If you want. 122 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,207 But you know, I'm not always nice. 123 00:10:49,957 --> 00:10:51,374 I'm not kidding. 124 00:10:53,582 --> 00:10:54,999 I want to live the way I want. 125 00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:56,624 I don't want to belong to anyone. 126 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:58,832 I'm Barbara, that's all. 127 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:00,374 Do you understand? 128 00:11:01,082 --> 00:11:01,791 I believe so. 129 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,582 Alright. 130 00:11:11,124 --> 00:11:12,124 It's very simple. 131 00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:16,041 When I can see you, I'll put a signal on the plane. 132 00:11:17,707 --> 00:11:20,582 I'll hang my scarf on the propeller, is that okay? 133 00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:24,832 Yes, okay. 134 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,699 Okay, I'll stop by in the morning on my way to the office. 135 00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:29,666 Yes, very good. 136 00:11:30,499 --> 00:11:32,457 So since we agree, ciao Gilbert! 137 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:34,916 Barbara... 138 00:11:39,124 --> 00:11:41,874 I said ciao, Gilbert. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow. 139 00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,207 Very well. Goodbye. 140 00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:16,416 Do you like it? 141 00:13:16,999 --> 00:13:17,874 It's not bad. 142 00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:19,999 You see, you didn't suffer for nothing. 143 00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:22,041 Here, try on your jacket. 144 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,374 I repaired the sleeve. 145 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:28,582 Do you love me? 146 00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,416 Gilbert, answer me, do you love me? 147 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:33,499 Yes. 148 00:13:33,832 --> 00:13:34,749 You can so better than that. 149 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,041 Yes my love. 150 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,374 You're going to mess up my hair. 151 00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:41,332 Perfect. We're going to bed. 152 00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:44,207 Already? But I'm not sleepy. 153 00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:45,416 It's only half past nine. 154 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,499 I didn't say we were going to sleep. 155 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,124 I said we're going to bed. 156 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:50,249 But Gilbert! 157 00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:52,082 Up, up! 158 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:06,124 Honey, can you pass me my nightgown? It's on the bed. 159 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,807 You didn't put on your pajamas. 160 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,216 You're going to be cold. 161 00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:30,307 For what I'm going to do, I don't need pyjamas. 162 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,624 We forgot to turn off the light... 163 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,207 Wait. 164 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:09,624 Wait. 165 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:12,041 You're gonna tear it up. 166 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:02,249 Gilbert, be careful, you're going to burn the sheets. 167 00:17:10,457 --> 00:17:11,499 Gilbert. 168 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:12,707 Do you love me? 169 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,541 Yes, sleep now! 170 00:17:16,957 --> 00:17:18,499 Yes, my grumpy love. 171 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,582 Still, I think your boss is overdoing it. 172 00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,166 To make you work on a Saturday. 173 00:17:34,249 --> 00:17:35,832 What time do you think you'll be back? 174 00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:37,874 It's for the picnic with Françoise. 175 00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:39,624 Look, I don't know exactly. 176 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,041 Around half past twelve anyway. 177 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,041 As soon as possible, I promise. 178 00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:14,582 I was passing by and I wanted to see you, so I came in. 179 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,374 I see you've come in. 180 00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:18,582 You're cool about that! 181 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,582 Don't worry about that. 182 00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:24,249 Please. 183 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,207 What are you doing here? We hadn't made any plans. 184 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,916 There is no signal, and this is my house. 185 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:37,416 I don't like it when just anyone comes to bother me at home. 186 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,416 But Barbara, I'm not just anyone. 187 00:18:39,874 --> 00:18:41,541 Ah, what do you imagine? 188 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,666 That I'm at your disposal? 189 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,374 I do what I please when I please. 190 00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:50,457 And today, I don't feel like seeing you, bye. 191 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,457 Listen Barbara, you don't understand. 192 00:18:52,582 --> 00:18:53,541 This is a misunderstanding. 193 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,916 I just dropped by to say hello. 194 00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:57,791 I wanted to see you again. 195 00:18:59,624 --> 00:19:00,707 Don't get angry. 196 00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:02,374 If I had known... 197 00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:03,832 What do you want to know? 198 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,624 You're confusing me with your wife. 199 00:19:05,874 --> 00:19:08,207 I have neither master nor Lord. 200 00:19:08,707 --> 00:19:11,949 And if you haven't figured out yet that I'm the one who sets the meetings... 201 00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:13,707 But no, Barbara, I understand. 202 00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:15,207 I was stupid. 203 00:19:16,082 --> 00:19:16,749 I'm leaving. 204 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:18,832 Stop. 205 00:19:20,374 --> 00:19:21,207 Come here. 206 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,249 Kiss them. 207 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,291 That's enough. 208 00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:36,582 Very good, but, 209 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,499 Don't ask for more. 210 00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:42,832 My office phone. 211 00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:45,416 If my secretary picks up the phone, tell her that... 212 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,166 You're from a new construction site. 213 00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:51,541 So the new construction site is me. 214 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,124 You are very poetic, darling. 215 00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:56,166 Now leave me. 216 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,291 Bye. 217 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,749 See you tonight at 6 p.m. 218 00:20:01,624 --> 00:20:04,582 But be careful, you have to be in good shape. 219 00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:06,957 Very fit. 220 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,249 See you tonight. 221 00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:24,516 Don't you think you're going a little too far with this boy? 222 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:25,707 Oh, you think? He's already asking for more. 223 00:20:25,832 --> 00:20:27,582 Anyway, I know how to handle him. 224 00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:31,416 And you think he'll handle the shock? 225 00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,499 He's a handsome boy, that's true, but that doesn't mean that... 226 00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:37,541 Do you want me to sign a paper for you? 227 00:20:41,082 --> 00:20:43,207 This poor guy won't understand anything. 228 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,541 I think it's going to be the shock of his life. 229 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:52,749 And if despite everything... 230 00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:54,666 Don't worry, he has reserves. 231 00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,682 You know, it's not his wife who exhausts him! 232 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,582 Oh, but that's not possible. 233 00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:07,957 Where did you find these clothes? 234 00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:10,041 Don't you find them exciting? 235 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,207 Be careful, my dear! 236 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,541 We must keep our strength. 237 00:21:16,624 --> 00:21:18,791 Can you give me a costume rehearsal? 238 00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:53,374 But why these tinsels? 239 00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:55,374 Put your hands up, you little fool. 240 00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:01,499 Again... There. 241 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,641 Don't be so nervous, he'll be here any minute. 242 00:24:31,249 --> 00:24:33,532 It must be a customer who is holding him back a bit. 243 00:24:34,249 --> 00:24:35,457 But what is he doing? 244 00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:37,666 If only I hadn't scolded him this morning! 245 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,041 You sure are a clingy wife! 246 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:42,749 Your husband is five minutes late, and your world falls apart. 247 00:24:46,582 --> 00:24:47,666 Yes, my dear. 248 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,707 What is it? Of course. 249 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,832 You know that. 250 00:24:54,332 --> 00:24:55,791 Can't you tell your client? 251 00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:58,499 In an hour? 252 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,541 But then the picnic is ruined. And what about me? 253 00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:07,041 But Gilbert, your boss shouldn't have... 254 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:13,541 He hung up. 255 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,332 Hey Barbara, it's me. 256 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:20,791 Is there no one there? 257 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,291 Take off all your clothes and put on this mask. 258 00:25:28,749 --> 00:25:32,807 But be careful: you must not remove the mask under any circumstances. 259 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:37,624 Don't cheat, trust me and you will be doubly rewarded. 260 00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:09,457 - Is that you Barbara? - Shh. 261 00:29:53,582 --> 00:29:56,407 He's coming home sad. I have to be cheerful! 262 00:29:56,874 --> 00:29:57,791 And all will be okay. 263 00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:04,224 Yeah, I know, I'm coming home later than usual, but no need to nag me about it. 264 00:30:04,249 --> 00:30:05,541 I swear, it's not the day. 265 00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:07,832 The day was nothing but a series of troubles. 266 00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:09,416 But my dear... 267 00:30:09,624 --> 00:30:10,916 Yes, I ate a sandwich. 268 00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:14,916 In my office, and all I want to do now is sleep. 269 00:30:35,832 --> 00:30:37,207 Good morning my dear. 270 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,291 You forgot the curtains. 271 00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:48,374 What's going on? 272 00:30:48,707 --> 00:30:50,332 Guess who came so early in the morning? 273 00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:53,041 Gilbert ! 274 00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:08,541 Well, I think he's got a thing for you. 275 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,666 Yes, I thought it would take longer. 276 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:13,666 - What do you mean? - Today is Sunday. 277 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,624 He's not with his wife. He's starting to get a taste for it! 278 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,582 Then he will really get to know you. 279 00:31:20,249 --> 00:31:22,124 And then me. And then? 280 00:31:22,249 --> 00:31:24,291 And then we will have a lot of fun. 281 00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:30,957 See you soon Gilbert. 282 00:31:31,082 --> 00:31:31,999 Ciao. 283 00:31:36,874 --> 00:31:40,041 I think I need to start sex ed with this boy. 284 00:31:41,374 --> 00:31:42,416 I have an idea. 285 00:31:42,707 --> 00:31:43,832 Yes, tell me! 286 00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:46,791 You know I like photographs a little. 287 00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:48,957 - Sure. - Okay... 288 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:50,624 So we are going to... 289 00:38:45,707 --> 00:38:47,999 You know, I'm not asleep, Gilbert. 290 00:40:08,082 --> 00:40:09,457 Take off your clothes. 291 00:40:10,332 --> 00:40:11,291 Take off your clothes. 292 00:40:36,749 --> 00:40:38,166 No, Gilbert. 293 00:40:38,874 --> 00:40:42,957 Not that! No, I don't want to! I don't want to! No! 294 00:40:44,957 --> 00:40:45,707 No ! 295 00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:51,166 Ouch! 296 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:48,666 Barbara. 297 00:41:49,624 --> 00:41:50,791 Barbara. Where are you? 298 00:41:51,624 --> 00:41:53,999 Down below, go down the stairs. 299 00:42:00,582 --> 00:42:01,374 Here I am! 300 00:42:02,457 --> 00:42:03,582 What's going on? 301 00:42:05,207 --> 00:42:06,624 But I saw the signal. 302 00:42:07,207 --> 00:42:08,124 You're going to work now? 303 00:42:08,249 --> 00:42:09,624 We are going to work. 304 00:42:10,207 --> 00:42:10,791 We? 305 00:42:11,082 --> 00:42:12,749 Of course. Take off your clothes. 306 00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:14,374 Why should I do it? 307 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,041 Take off your clothes, I'll explain. 308 00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:21,082 I know you really appreciate my imagination. 309 00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:24,457 I'm sure you'll be very pleased with our session today. 310 00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:26,082 I will explain it to you. 311 00:42:27,082 --> 00:42:27,874 It's very simple. 312 00:42:27,999 --> 00:42:30,707 I'll teach you every erotic pose I know. 313 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:34,291 We'll pose and then we'll trigger the cameras. 314 00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:35,499 But for what purpose? 315 00:42:35,624 --> 00:42:37,832 Please don't interrupt me. 316 00:42:39,332 --> 00:42:41,332 So when we make love, 317 00:42:41,707 --> 00:42:45,207 we'll be able to choose a position at random. 318 00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:47,749 Whichever one will best suits our mood. 319 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,541 If you want to, I want to. 320 00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:52,541 I find it a bit weird though. 321 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:53,916 If you insist. 322 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,832 I really care about it. 323 00:42:57,957 --> 00:42:59,291 Now listen to me. 324 00:43:00,374 --> 00:43:02,041 There is a rule to this game. 325 00:43:02,707 --> 00:43:05,749 At any moment, we will really make love to each other. 326 00:43:06,457 --> 00:43:08,699 And we shouldn't let the cameras interfere with our poses. 327 00:43:09,082 --> 00:43:10,666 Wow! Talk about a laugh. 328 00:43:10,874 --> 00:43:12,499 Don't be vulgar. 329 00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:15,582 Do what I ask, and that's it. 330 00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,666 Your game is not humane. I'm exhausted. 331 00:44:51,707 --> 00:44:53,666 You did very well. Heroic, even. 332 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,249 I will reward you. 333 00:45:37,791 --> 00:45:40,207 So what's going on? 334 00:45:44,207 --> 00:45:44,916 So? 335 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:47,249 It's not working very well? 336 00:45:49,374 --> 00:45:49,916 This is weird. 337 00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:52,124 I could have sworn you were meant to get along. 338 00:45:54,207 --> 00:45:55,391 Are you sure you're telling me everything, Sophie? 339 00:45:56,457 --> 00:45:57,166 Of course. 340 00:45:57,499 --> 00:45:59,124 Why would I hide something from you? 341 00:45:59,249 --> 00:46:01,041 And besides, I'm the one who called you, right? 342 00:46:01,332 --> 00:46:02,749 Don't get upset, my dear. 343 00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:06,916 We will change the mindset of our young husband. 344 00:46:09,749 --> 00:46:10,374 Here! 345 00:46:10,624 --> 00:46:11,457 Catch! 346 00:46:12,832 --> 00:46:14,791 But what do you want me to do with that? 347 00:46:16,499 --> 00:46:18,207 You put it on and that too. 348 00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:20,457 And above all, don't argue. 349 00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:38,624 Don't wear a bra underneath. 350 00:46:39,207 --> 00:46:39,832 But why? 351 00:46:39,957 --> 00:46:41,332 Because it's ugly. 352 00:46:49,999 --> 00:46:51,791 Oh la la. What a shy girl! 353 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:09,707 - That's it. - Not bad! 354 00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:16,124 Okay so now you sit over there. There you go. 355 00:47:16,582 --> 00:47:17,974 And you don't move anymore. 356 00:47:35,624 --> 00:47:37,416 Wow, what a surprise! 357 00:47:39,374 --> 00:47:41,041 But it's Mr. Fèvre. 358 00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,291 Do you have an appointment with someone? 359 00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:45,541 I am disappointed. 360 00:47:46,791 --> 00:47:48,166 I thought you had an appointment... 361 00:47:48,957 --> 00:47:50,332 With Miss Hamilton. 362 00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:20,332 I didn't think you'd be so quick, Gilbert. 363 00:49:23,791 --> 00:49:25,999 It's only half a compliment coming from my mouth, 364 00:49:26,124 --> 00:49:29,332 because most women need a little more preparation. 365 00:49:37,249 --> 00:49:41,041 For my part, you came across rather hot and heavy. 366 00:49:42,457 --> 00:49:45,916 It's okay for you and for me too. 367 00:49:47,249 --> 00:49:49,791 But still, I pity your wife. 368 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:54,291 It is female solidarity that speaks through my mouth. 369 00:49:55,249 --> 00:49:59,082 Yes, we understand very well that ... 370 00:49:59,207 --> 00:50:01,949 poor Sophie does not encourage romantic impulses. 371 00:50:03,416 --> 00:50:04,791 You should bring her to me! 372 00:50:05,707 --> 00:50:06,541 Why not? 373 00:50:06,999 --> 00:50:11,832 It's true, you don't know yet that I really have some talent for disappointed women. 374 00:50:13,207 --> 00:50:15,832 Yes, I am the true providence 375 00:50:15,957 --> 00:50:18,082 for households that are struggling. 376 00:50:19,832 --> 00:50:21,582 Is her name Sophie? 377 00:50:21,707 --> 00:50:23,207 I like that. 378 00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:25,416 Sophie's misfortunes. 379 00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:29,041 Shut up, you hear? Don't bring my wife's name into this. 380 00:50:30,874 --> 00:50:33,874 So let's comment on this, I'm the whore... 381 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:35,582 And Sophie the saint? 382 00:50:36,207 --> 00:50:36,999 Shut up. 383 00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:39,457 I forbid you to say her name. 384 00:50:40,082 --> 00:50:43,374 If I act like the lowest of stallions with you, that's my business. 385 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:46,249 Either way, you're getting what you pay for, right? 386 00:50:46,832 --> 00:50:48,624 I forbid you to speak of her again. 387 00:50:48,957 --> 00:50:49,666 Otherwise... 388 00:50:50,249 --> 00:50:52,666 Okay, don't get so excited. 389 00:50:53,874 --> 00:50:55,416 Bye Gilbert. 390 00:51:09,832 --> 00:51:12,457 So, is this the lamb you wanted to lead to the sacrifice? 391 00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:20,666 Hey, your friend is violent. 392 00:51:21,624 --> 00:51:23,291 You won't be able to do what you want with him. 393 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,124 And what about this? 394 00:51:27,999 --> 00:51:28,541 True. 395 00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:32,291 But from there to making him participate in our little games... 396 00:51:35,957 --> 00:51:38,624 Wanna bet? I know you like to gamble. 397 00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:40,666 You are well informed. 398 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:42,499 All right. 399 00:51:42,624 --> 00:51:44,974 One hundred cases and the delivery of the package, is that okay? 400 00:51:48,332 --> 00:51:50,041 It's weird to like losing. 401 00:51:51,582 --> 00:51:52,499 Yes, he wanted to. 402 00:51:52,624 --> 00:51:54,624 So I think I'll do him this little favor. 403 00:51:55,499 --> 00:51:57,374 To you too by the same occasion! 404 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,582 - What are you talking about? - Françoise. 405 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:05,166 I'm pretending, I'm scared, you understand? 406 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:09,666 Sometimes I feel like I'm okay, and then I don't. 407 00:52:12,082 --> 00:52:13,082 You don't say anything. 408 00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:17,499 Why? Do you think I should see a doctor or a psychoanalyst? 409 00:52:17,749 --> 00:52:18,291 Is that it? 410 00:52:20,124 --> 00:52:23,207 Calm down, I'm your psychoanalyst. 411 00:52:23,332 --> 00:52:26,791 But I'll say I'm pretty unhappy to only find out about this today! 412 00:52:28,499 --> 00:52:30,541 Listen, my little Sophie, I'm taking things in my own hand. 413 00:52:31,082 --> 00:52:34,541 I'm going to England for two days, and I need an assistant. 414 00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:35,666 I want it to be you. 415 00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:38,207 Notify your husband and pack up your bags! 416 00:52:38,707 --> 00:52:40,124 I promise you will come back healed. 417 00:52:41,749 --> 00:52:43,291 Come on, move! 418 00:52:44,124 --> 00:52:45,291 Get going! 419 00:53:06,499 --> 00:53:08,291 Don't look. 420 00:53:11,999 --> 00:53:12,916 Next. 421 00:53:13,999 --> 00:53:15,374 Number two. 422 00:53:15,707 --> 00:53:18,166 Number three. Number four. 423 00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:21,541 Oh darn, I would have liked the third one! 424 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,957 Silence! You must not give any opinions. 425 00:53:27,499 --> 00:53:28,707 Number five. 426 00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:31,124 Let's do that. My knees are starting to hurt. 427 00:53:31,332 --> 00:53:33,999 - Hey, have you ever done this? - I've done worse, my darling, come on! 428 00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:37,082 Yes Sophie, go ahead. 429 00:54:37,999 --> 00:54:39,499 Those two days will go by very quickly. 430 00:54:39,957 --> 00:54:41,332 And she pays you too. 431 00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:43,207 It's unexpected, isn't it? 432 00:54:45,041 --> 00:54:45,916 But no, I can still ... 433 00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:47,582 cook a steak, you know. 434 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:49,832 Come on, let me kiss you. 435 00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:51,374 I have work. What? 436 00:54:51,749 --> 00:54:53,541 But I can't do that, Sophie! 437 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:54,624 I'm in the office. 438 00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:57,832 Good, very good. 439 00:54:58,916 --> 00:55:00,124 Well, I'll see you later then, huh? 440 00:55:00,249 --> 00:55:01,041 That's it. 441 00:55:01,457 --> 00:55:03,249 Yes, I kiss you. Yes. 442 00:55:07,749 --> 00:55:09,874 Mr. Ludovic asked you, sir. 443 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:28,749 Number eight. 444 00:55:33,624 --> 00:55:35,791 Number nine. Well, Marc, are you awake? 445 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:38,624 That's too childish. 446 00:55:39,832 --> 00:55:41,291 Come my darling. 447 00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:32,041 Well my darlings, you can say you've screwed me over. 448 00:56:32,582 --> 00:56:34,041 Two against one, that's not very sporty. 449 00:56:34,582 --> 00:56:35,916 Oh, I'm not complaining. 450 00:56:36,041 --> 00:56:37,207 You were very good, my darling. 451 00:56:38,124 --> 00:56:39,999 It's true that you don't look very well. 452 00:56:40,374 --> 00:56:42,457 If Barbara keeps making stuff up like this, 453 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:44,374 you'll have to find some reinforcements. 454 00:56:44,957 --> 00:56:46,541 You should place a classified ad. 455 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:50,291 Oh yes, I'll be the one to give them some tests like that. 456 00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,041 Ouch! But you're crazy! 457 00:56:54,207 --> 00:56:56,999 Stop your childishness, both of you, listen to me. 458 00:57:00,124 --> 00:57:02,291 You know very well that I'm rarely caught off guard. 459 00:57:02,416 --> 00:57:04,207 And you seem to have forgotten Gilbert. 460 00:57:05,374 --> 00:57:06,166 Gilbert. 461 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:07,416 This amateur. 462 00:57:08,416 --> 00:57:09,749 But he's gifted, you know. 463 00:57:10,957 --> 00:57:13,374 I have no doubt about that. But to participate in... 464 00:57:14,124 --> 00:57:15,916 A little patience, he will come. 465 00:57:16,207 --> 00:57:19,916 And don't forget I put honor on the line and bet a hundred cases. 466 00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:21,707 You haven't forgotten Marc? 467 00:57:21,832 --> 00:57:24,332 No, but I wonder what I'm going to do all with my winnings. 468 00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:34,041 Hello? Yes, it's me, obviously. 469 00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:36,249 It's him. 470 00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:41,499 Come on, take the earpiece. Come on! 471 00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:44,916 - Hello? - Well? 472 00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:48,166 If you admit that you acted like a brute and a selfish person, 473 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:49,791 you are half forgiven. 474 00:57:54,832 --> 00:57:55,582 Wait. 475 00:57:56,332 --> 00:57:57,499 I'm thinking. 476 00:57:58,207 --> 00:58:01,124 You know, I'm going to be freer than usual for two or three days. 477 00:58:01,499 --> 00:58:03,999 My wife is leaving for England tomorrow morning. 478 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:06,291 Oh, I'll think about it. 479 00:58:07,207 --> 00:58:08,499 You see, everything is going well. 480 00:58:08,624 --> 00:58:10,041 What did I tell you? 481 00:58:10,582 --> 00:58:13,416 And Marc, we're going to have to save money! 482 00:58:14,874 --> 00:58:16,874 Tomorrow morning at 10:30, OK? 483 00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:19,999 My children... 484 00:58:20,499 --> 00:58:23,291 I just had an amazing idea. 485 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,541 What Gilbert needs is love. 486 00:58:25,666 --> 00:58:29,457 But love with a capital L. Romance, and the whole package. 487 00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:33,082 And there is his wife who leaves him for two days. 488 00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:34,832 I will take advantage of it. 489 00:58:34,957 --> 00:58:39,041 We're going to give this little boy some crazy love. 490 00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:40,916 You can be such a bitch. 491 00:58:41,874 --> 00:58:43,749 it's for our pleasure, darling. 492 00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:07,874 Goodbye, Gilbert! 493 00:59:07,999 --> 00:59:10,332 Don't forget to close the gate, my love! 494 00:59:40,374 --> 00:59:42,374 Barbara? Barbara, where are you? 495 00:59:43,249 --> 00:59:44,374 In the bedroom. 496 00:59:49,749 --> 00:59:51,166 That's it, she's gone. 497 00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:53,916 Are you leaving too? 498 00:59:54,582 --> 00:59:55,791 Yes, but not alone. 499 00:59:56,749 --> 00:59:57,707 With you! 500 01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:05,999 I have an appointment at 7pm. It will take me an hour. 501 01:00:06,749 --> 01:00:08,916 Then we will have two days together. 502 01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:13,041 So I'm warning you, the plane leaves in two hours. 503 01:00:13,416 --> 01:00:14,999 You better hurry up. 504 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:18,124 Inform your bosses. 505 01:00:18,749 --> 01:00:20,707 Invent anything, but do it quickly. 506 01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:23,624 We'll meet at Orly. 507 01:00:23,749 --> 01:00:27,374 In an hour and a half at the entrance, at the Orly. 508 01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:29,832 So go, and quickly! 509 01:00:32,957 --> 01:00:34,499 And only take what is strictly necessary. 510 01:00:34,624 --> 01:00:37,082 I'll buy you some more modern clothes there. 511 01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:45,499 Well, why not? 512 01:00:51,207 --> 01:00:54,041 Listen Françoise, it's not possible. He never answers. 513 01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:56,791 Are you sure we dialed the correct number? 514 01:00:57,416 --> 01:00:59,582 Check again, we could have made a stupid mistake. 515 01:00:59,707 --> 01:01:00,707 I'm getting worried. 516 01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:03,291 If that's all it takes to reassure you. 517 01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:08,457 Hello. 518 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,707 I'd like a number in France. 519 01:01:11,082 --> 01:01:12,082 Would you give me... 520 01:01:28,124 --> 01:01:30,082 Ah my dear, you're such an impatient girl! 521 01:01:30,207 --> 01:01:33,082 Well, goodbye! My regards to Gilbert and call me! 522 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:35,082 Good luck! 523 01:01:37,457 --> 01:01:40,791 Gilbert! Gilbert, my dear, where are you? 524 01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:44,624 Gilbert ? Gilbert ! 525 01:01:47,624 --> 01:01:48,332 You scared me. 526 01:01:48,457 --> 01:01:49,916 I thought you couldn't wait for me! 527 01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:51,624 But no, come on. 528 01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:54,249 How lucky! I will be able to tell you about my trip. 529 01:01:55,499 --> 01:01:57,166 Oh how good it is to see you again! 530 01:01:57,749 --> 01:01:59,207 I'm exhausted. 531 01:02:02,707 --> 01:02:05,082 My dear, you don't seem very happy to see me again. 532 01:02:05,207 --> 01:02:07,207 What a thing to say. 533 01:02:07,707 --> 01:02:12,457 We spent two exhausting days, we ran and ran! 534 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,207 You know, she works hard for her money, Françoise. 535 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,416 And so do I. 536 01:02:17,582 --> 01:02:20,207 Oh my poor darling who toiled like a brute ... 537 01:02:20,499 --> 01:02:22,457 while his wife was playing the fool. 538 01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:28,332 But my dear, you don't seem happy to see me again. 539 01:02:29,749 --> 01:02:32,624 Listen Sophie, you know very well that I am happy. 540 01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:34,957 So why do you keep telling me this? 541 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:49,082 What's wrong with you my love? 542 01:02:49,707 --> 01:02:50,832 What do I have? Nothing. 543 01:02:50,957 --> 01:02:52,416 You just make me mad. 544 01:02:52,707 --> 01:02:54,791 With you, I never know which foot to dance on. 545 01:02:55,207 --> 01:02:57,291 What if I wanted to make love to you, right there, in broad daylight? 546 01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:58,666 It would only be fair, wouldn't it? 547 01:02:58,791 --> 01:02:59,832 You're here, and you're turning me on! 548 01:03:01,082 --> 01:03:04,124 But no, the lady would struggle, would scream. 549 01:03:04,249 --> 01:03:05,291 Because we must not forget. 550 01:03:05,416 --> 01:03:08,207 That her sexual activity clock is set to 10 p.m. 551 01:03:08,332 --> 01:03:11,082 Before 10 is not time sex, and after 10 is no longer time sex. 552 01:03:11,207 --> 01:03:14,041 I'd rather go because otherwise... And don't wait for me for dinner. 553 01:03:15,249 --> 01:03:18,932 I have a business lunch, I have it until at least 10 p.m. at the earliest. 554 01:03:22,832 --> 01:03:24,416 But what's happening to me? 555 01:03:58,624 --> 01:04:01,832 Marc, you're already half lost. He's already here! 556 01:04:01,957 --> 01:04:04,541 Yes, I can hear his bike outside my door. 557 01:04:07,749 --> 01:04:10,832 So it will be set for tonight. Warn Flo for me, I can't. 558 01:04:11,457 --> 01:04:14,082 Bye, and don't forget the hundred cases. 559 01:04:16,291 --> 01:04:19,541 I know, I know, there was no signal, but I needed to see you. 560 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,999 You know, I can't stand her anymore. 561 01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:24,832 - Who can't you stand anymore? - My wife, of course! 562 01:04:24,957 --> 01:04:27,832 Sophie. She came back this morning as planned. 563 01:04:29,082 --> 01:04:31,249 She thought she was doing me a favor. 564 01:04:32,374 --> 01:04:33,957 "Thank you Sophie, for coming back." 565 01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:36,416 "What would I do without you?" 566 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,832 And she kept rubbing herself against me. 567 01:04:38,957 --> 01:04:40,416 And yet, if I had wanted to... 568 01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:45,291 "Don't even think about it, Gilbert, at 9:30 in the morning, in broad daylight." 569 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:48,624 "What if the neighbors see us?" What if, what if... I can't take it anymore! 570 01:04:51,832 --> 01:04:54,124 - Have you had lunch yet? - No. 571 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:55,957 So you're going to have lunch with me. 572 01:04:56,082 --> 01:04:57,249 I'm not waiting for anyone. 573 01:04:58,207 --> 01:05:00,207 Flo and Marc are coming for dinner. 574 01:05:00,332 --> 01:05:04,166 They are lifelong friends, a truly modern couple. 575 01:05:04,707 --> 01:05:06,999 Free-spirited, independent... 576 01:05:08,207 --> 01:05:10,124 As I would like to see us. 577 01:05:14,874 --> 01:05:17,291 We're going to have a great evening... 578 01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:19,499 Trust me. 579 01:05:25,207 --> 01:05:27,041 Here we go, here we go, I'm coming. 580 01:05:27,541 --> 01:05:29,541 Stop this noise, I'm opening! 581 01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:33,041 - You? - I never want to see him again. 582 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,791 Do you hear me? Never again. 583 01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:37,082 I was ready to do anything for him, anything. 584 01:05:53,124 --> 01:05:55,916 Gilbert, would you like to go get some ice cubes, please? 585 01:06:21,957 --> 01:06:25,041 What do you think of Florence's way of kissing? 586 01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:29,332 - It's, it's... - It's very good, we all know that! 587 01:06:29,874 --> 01:06:31,624 Isn't that right, Florence? 588 01:06:35,957 --> 01:06:39,124 There is something else you should know, jealousy does not exist here. 589 01:06:40,166 --> 01:06:43,666 The only important thing is the pleasure of the body. 590 01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:35,957 Gilbert, pour me a glass… 591 01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:07,916 You know, honey, you should go to bed. 592 01:09:09,957 --> 01:09:11,249 Do you want a sleeping pill? 593 01:09:12,374 --> 01:09:14,516 Oh no, if I take one, I feel groggy for 24 hours. 594 01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:17,416 Then it makes me nauseous. 595 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:20,291 You're right, I'm going to bed. 596 01:10:49,457 --> 01:10:50,624 Do you like it? 597 01:11:09,082 --> 01:11:10,916 Françoise, are you sleeping? 598 01:11:11,374 --> 01:11:12,707 No, no. What do you want? 599 01:11:13,249 --> 01:11:15,124 I think I'll take a sleeping pill after all. 600 01:11:15,374 --> 01:11:16,582 Wait, I'll give it to you. 601 01:11:28,124 --> 01:11:30,291 By the way, let me introduce you to Jean-Marc. 602 01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:33,041 - Good evening! - Good evening. 603 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,916 I won't bother you anymore. 604 01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:57,166 My dear, I'm going home. 605 01:14:57,499 --> 01:15:01,374 You made me understand a lot of things and I love Gilbert. 606 01:15:01,624 --> 01:15:06,666 I want to be his full wife, I will wait for him at our place. 607 01:15:07,874 --> 01:15:09,041 Thank you for everything. 608 01:15:27,082 --> 01:15:28,124 Oh, my dear! 609 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:31,082 My dear, come on, let's go home. 610 01:15:31,207 --> 01:15:33,082 I want you to make love to me. 611 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,457 Come on, lie down. 612 01:18:55,999 --> 01:18:56,874 Oh, my love. 613 01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:58,916 My love, my love.